I came one step closer to making my dream of becoming a Latin American dictator a reality yesterday when I received my very first death threat.
'D A' writes (poorly and without any punctuation or diacritics in Spanish):
i found out everything you did in your stay in buenos aires
i ask you never return again because you are dead man
i swear i wait for you in ezeiza [the airport] and you are not going to enter to the country
wanker fatty take care of yourself if you want to remain alive
you already know with whom you had lain son of a bitch you're going to see how you will end the next time
don't even think about calling anyone here i have everything under control
i know everything you are dead man if you call anyone here
[one of those angry face smileys to round off the death threat]
I made a few calls to Buenos Aires to discover the identity of my secret admirer, but to no avail.
I will keep you posted as this melodrama unfolds - but rest assured - no one calls me 'fatty' and gets away with it.
THE STORIES YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ ARE TRUE. ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE NOT-SO-INNOCENT.
3 comments:
Ha ha, it is so absurd it is funny. Really really FUNNY. How did he get your email? Did he email you? And did he really put an angry face on it? Just at work looking at your picture as you are ready to hurl a donut in the air, ahhhhh, good times, good times. Can't wait to see you again! A
no fatty no! fatty must live on! i am gonna find that dude and give him a wedgie till he says sorry
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